This is getting COMPLICATED

So today we have some sort of flower (I think it's female) and a surprised, or maybe yearning, spider.  I'm starting to think I know what this will turn into, but I don't think I will make it clear for a few more days.... So, NYAH.

So, is he a statue, or what?

Seriously, what is going on here?  I have almost no idea.  Someone should figure it out.  Is that worm holding the Bee-zooka guy up, does he like taxidermy, is he really just a dingus who happened to be walking by?

So MANY questions!